Roast to Toast
The actually good wedding speech generator
Roast my draft
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Don't wing the biggest
toast of your life.

Paste the draft and we'll tell you the truth about it, free. Or start from a blank page and we'll ask the questions that get the story out of you.

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No sign-up. Your stories aren't stored. Built on the craft rules of professional speechwriters.

The free roast

Let's see what you've got.

Paste the draft. We grade it like a sharp friend who happens to be a professional speechwriter, and tell you exactly what it needs.

You're the
Deleted the moment your roast is written.
Reading. Wincing. Grading.
Memory Lane

Let's look back on the good stuff.

Five quiet minutes to think about your favorite person. Grab a glass of wine or a tea and reflect.

Chapter 1 of 3 · about 2 min
You're here
Who's who
4 questions
Next
The moments
5 questions
Next
The room
6 questions
First, who are you?
Just your first name. You're in this story too.
And your person?
The one you're speaking about.
The one they're marrying?
The speech honours both of them.
Where does your story with them start?
"College roommates, twelve years ago, he still owes me forty dollars" is a perfect start.
0 of 4 answered.
Writing like your smartest friend…
A note from us
Every speech generator on the internet writes mush for the same reason: it never asks you anything real. So we started with the questions. The craft rules here come from professional speechwriters and the stories come from you. You still have to stand up and mean it!
The Roast to Toast Writers
Is this AI?
Yes, pointed at the craft rules speechwriters actually use, with a hard ban list for clichés. That's the "actually good" part.
Do you keep my stories?
No. They make your speech and then they're gone. We don't store anything.
Refunds?
Not better than your draft? Reply to your receipt and we'll refund it. We're writers, not monsters.